It's gonna get ugly.

[I mean I figure... but its' gonna be sweet first.]

Gears of War 3 is just a week away for it's midnight release. That's right, only one more week of twiddling your thumbs and then the dominos will begin to fall. See... Developers are super smart, at making and designing games, but they can't figure out how to work a calendar to save their lives. What's with this fall only release schedule? | "Has anyone ever heard of a month called May? No? anyone? No? Beuler? OK. We'll just release our game in November then." |

[I'm sure it goes just like that.]

Regardless, after Gears 3 hits the shelves the video game releases will begin to fall like an unstoppable avalanche of digital entertainment. [Wallets beware, your death may loom over the nest hill] OK! Distract yourself from the horde of games headed your way, with this Epic image medley of the unboxing of the Gears of War Epic Edition. It's gonna be sweet.

Gears 3 Unboxing


Later!
-Fox