Assassin's Monologue

 

 {Exhibit: A - Above}

Ubisoft has recently released a new trailer for Assassin's Creed Revelations. [Right... like you couldn't tell from the large photo above.] {See Exhibit A}  [What? No, of course I didn't put "Exhibit: A" below that picture so I could immediately reference it. Sheesh.]

OK, where was I? Oh, right. So when I say new trailer I'm using the word "New" lightly. Most, and I mean most, of what you're going to see has already been seen in previous trailers. What's new however is the dialog. It's a bit of a glance into the story, and more-or-less summery of what we all gathered when watching the video the first time; albeit, there's more in what he says than what's just at the surface.

What you want to take from this are those tiny insights into the story, and re-enjoying of the CG marvel that the trailer is. [Especially since the music is cut away and sound effects are synced in nicely.]

And above all else, wait 'till the end of the video. It's just enough new, to make the old sparkle again. [Ooh, shiny!]

[Take note of the common, well known, absolutely 100% Truth/Fact that people, in hoodies during the 1700's, had super bones of steel and could survive harsh landings without going "Squish."]

In the end it's not about that "Holy cow he just fell 100ft completely unharmed!" but how, awesome it was how he totally got that guy with his own rope, in front of all his friends. [Somebodies going to be the topic of a few jokes for a while.] He whupped those dudes like a Boss!

Later!

-Fox.