"Crovel" before the 720

[It's amazing how something so beautiful could just.... melt your face right off!]

OK, first up! The Rumor Wagon is roll'n through town so fast that the dust it's kicking up spells 720. [Xbox 720 that is.] See, some people are figuring the newest Microsoft Next Gen-Console will be released holiday season next year. [That's 2012 for those of you without a calendar.]

A fella by the name, Paul Thurrott, a Technology reporter had this to say. "What I’m hearing is [The Xbox 720 is] going to come out for holidays next year, meaning that they would almost have to announce this at CES, wouldn’t they? That’s my rumor… that we’ll expect to hear something about that. They’re going the Apple route where they want this thing to integrate very tightly with Windows 8 and Windows Phone, which is a problem with the current Xbox.” 

CES stand for "Consumer Electronics Show". Most of the time Developers and Publishers wait to announce major news for E3, and many games are even announced at the VGA's, but it's rumored that Microsoft wants to push a little harder on some of their products at CES  so maybe they wanna get the ol'ball a roll'n on the new console too. I guess we'll see then eh?

In other news. [Since you may be wondering why you should "Crovel"]
The Crovel: Epicness born in the shape of a tool. [Crovel - Pronounced "Crow-Vel"] is basically the Swiss-Army Kinfe's version of the shovel.

               [See?!] Crovel =======)>

The Crovel is a sharpened machete on one side, a saw on the other, a Shovel at the tip, 15 ft of rope wrapped around the handle, a hammer, crowbar, with a "Z-Spike"that you can attach to the tip, PLUS kit that can be stored inside the long handle!!!! [OMG! *Head A'sploades*] I want this! More importantly! I want this in every game that uses a melee weapon! C'mon, what says rugged quite like carting around a Crovel?! Imagine how useful this would be during the undead Apocalypse! [Zombies be doomed! I hope they're ready to be re-dead... uh, again.] Seriously amazing. I want!


Later!
-Fox