[Chuck's Hungry. GET THIS MAN A STEAK! NOW!!!!]
I could say stuff, I could do my lead in. Make a joke or two. Insult a fan or three. Any of those things, but it wouldn't do Mr. Norris justice. So I'll let the man himself speak. [Don't interrupt him, he'll roundhouse kick you so hard your great great great x700 Grandfather in the past will die from it; thus you will never have been born to interrupt him. So uh... just don't do it, k?] - [You know what else? You'd be responsible for a crap load of people missing out on life...and that would make you a douche. You don't wanna be a douche.]
[Chuck has Spoken!]
If it's good enough for Chuck, it's good enough for you.
Also, marketing genius. [Probably Chuck's Idea, he's a genius you know.]
Later!
-Fox
I believe the spelling is "interrupt" but I didn't want to say that while you were speaking.
ReplyDeleteMr. Norris, scares even the monsters in the closets. He's just that good.
NUF SAID!
"There are 10 Million people in World of Warcraft, because Chuck Norris allows them to live!!" What a great quote! You know he had fun with this spot!
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