When I say Hillshire you say, "Gears of War 3 Opening Cinematic !" ...wait, what?

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Tear your mind away from this Post's title. [Just do it! Your sanity depends on it!]
Some of you may have seen this already, and yeah. I was apparently under a rock Friday.
[Or maybe it was some form of heat stroke. Did I mention it's hot here in Texas?]
Lame excuses aside. EPIC games, uh, threw us a curve ball. This one came out of no where. Maybe it's just as simple as it sounds and it's a "Last time on, Gears of War" catch up video, for those who may or may not have played the first two games. [Shame on you by the way. These games are awesome.]

Whatever it is. EPIC decided we needed to see the opening cinematic of Gears of War 3.
Maybe they just addressed that clear and open fact that. Gears Fanboys and Fangirls [See, I know girls play games too.] just need their game style bread crumbs. otherwise we'd starve, and you know what happens when you starve? [You die. That's right, die.] Once all your fan-base is DOA, who's going to by the game? Nobody that's who. 'Cause their all dead. [Okay, moving on from the morbidity.]

In Super-Happy-Fun Time-News. EPIC's Gears of War 3 Opening Cinematic is posted blow. Try to control your excitement. [I know, it's hard.]

Anybody else, dig the CG here? Man they look good. Speaking of looking good.

OMG, this picture is insane! [Click on it to. "Make Go Big" and see the Epicness in "Massive Mode".]

Yup, September ain't soon enough.

Later!
-Fox