Wednesday, October 27, 2010

SO....MUCH....NEWS! (Danger, Danger, Head May 'Asplode)



 There is so much news coming down the pipe that it should be illegal.


[I said "Should", please don't call the cops]







This isn't some cheesy attempt to distract you from the fact that it's be entirely too long since I updated. [Maybe....]

I've got lots for you today! [And by "lots" I mean somewhere between "Ouch!" and "Poing!]

*Cracks Knuckles*
Let's change the scene, alter the mood, electrify the boys and girls. If' you'd be so kind. [Turns out, I am so kind]


[Let's roll] ---------McAwesome!----->


Tron Legacy is just around the corner already and more schtuff is popping up. [The good Schtuff!]
We're seeing more previews, better previews, and getting our first taste of the delicious Original Score; but let's face it, this is like a salad with high presentation. It looks good and it taste good; but ultimately, it leaves you hungrier and only wanting the main course just that much more.

In talks of Original Score, the French Duo known as "Daft Punk" are kicking the new score into Awesome Gear. [If you don't know Daft Punk, then do you mind me asking what kind of drapes you use under that rock? Because it's time to stop staring at the drapes, open'em up, look out the window, catch some sunlight, and oh..... GET OUT FORM UNDER THE ROCK! It looks heavy, it might be dangerous. I'm only thinking of your safety....]
If you are already familiar with the Blue Oyster....Uh, I mean.... Daft Punk. Awesome.
If you just Googled them and now know, also awesome. Their work on this upcoming blockbuster is Top NOTCH! I already wanna buy the Original Score and start jamming.

I know you're gonna wanna see this, below is the newest trailer and OMG, it just oozes of that sweet "New Hotness" goodness.

[McLinky] ------------> http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1158650137/
[If you suffer from Dy-Hyperlink-aphobia, tough go WATCH IT anyway! Be a man.]

SUBJECT NUMBA TWO!




 [And who said being blue was bad?]



James Cameron has signed on to do not, one but two, sequels to AVATAR.
[C'mon, like that wasn't gonna happen.]






He's going to start on the writing process sometime early next year and as of now, the release date for both movies is December 2014 and 2015.
[It's a ways out I know, I can already here you going "AWWW!" at the wait time.]



SUBJECT NUMBA THREE!




 You know what goes good with the number three? Batman.
[Yup, I wouldn't have guessed that either, but it would've been my second guess.]

July of 2012 Bats will be doing his freaky thing in Gotham City.
The title of said movie is. "The Dark Knight Rises" [So I imagine Bruce was sitting, and uh decided to get off his FANNY!...and do another movie about his Vigilante Alter Ego.]

Regardless of the obvious meaning behind the title and your attempt to forget my explanation. That's some serious Movie news and it's all, oh so juicy. I'm seriously pumped about this cinematic explosion.
Were do I buy the tickets?

-Fox

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