"Dear Luke, - I did your mom. - Sincerely, Darth Vader"

<------ [ This is a letter, not like the letter "B" or the other 25 other letters, but a "Letter" something you write on and then send to some one else. Through the mail.]


     [No... I did not just explain a letter to you. No don't look at me like that, phhh you weird. You're seeing things... And, you've been eating onions.]





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I got on to this site after my Best friend fired a few of these at me. [See Example Below]   V

"Dear, The Past;


There are NO flying cars, but we have really kick-ass phones.

Sincerely, The Future."


[Also, this one]

"Dear Noah,

I thought you said PARK "Meet at the PARK?!"

Sincerely, Dinosaurs"



The Website is. www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
It's got some funny ones. (I.E. "Dear Micheal Jackson. - I'm fine, Thanks for asking. -  Sincerely, Annie.)


[And because this is my Blogg, and I can. Here's one more)

 "Dear Milk,


Please don't wait until I get to the bottom of my bowl of cereal to let me know you've gone bad...

Sincerely, I can't believe I ate the whole thing." <----- [Eww, Gross...funny, but. gross.]

-Fox